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Oh my god, I can't explain how much this movie sucks.
The script is awful, effects are bad and the story makes no sense

I could do a better movie,
If anybody would let me
Instead I'm sitting here
On a couch in front of a webcam

Be the Critic
I am the Critic now

I am the Critic
Bow down to my reviews

The next review is up, and here comes the applause
The sound is awful, the praise is bad and the comments make no sense

Again I feel the emptiness
I want to do something
Instead I'm sitting here
Waiting for my Click to Fame

I am the Critic
I am the Critic now

I am the Critic
I am the Critic wow

Listen to me
For I am super smart

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from This is the Internet, released July 26, 2015
Written and produced by Christoph-David Volbers

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Christoph-David Volbers Lüneburg, Germany

Writer, composer and social worker from the northern parts of Germany. Most of the time I'm working on Xenogramm, a growing universe filled with stories from seven thousand years of fictional, future history.

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